Some of you were no doubt wondering why I, Owen Curtis, have not done any blog posts in, oh, say … the last two months.
Believe me, there’s a good reason.
You see, I didn’t wish to offend any of the fragile (with good reason) egos of the other competitors with the Rip City Championship tournament ongoing.
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Attention wrestling fans.
What? That’s not an exciting enough intro for you?
OK. How about this:
ATTENTION, COUCH-SITTING, FRITO-EATING, THUNDERBIRD-DRINKING, SUBLITERATE JERRY SPRINGER WANNABE RASSLING FANS, THAT IS, THOSE FEW OF YOU INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO WORK A COMPUTER WITHOUT GETTING A BODY PART (which we’re all better off not knowing) STUCK IN THE DISK DRIVE.
Better?
Good. Because I am Owen “The Truth” Curtis, and you are about to read The Truth. In other words, you are about to be blessed. Immeasurably. Starting now.
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